"Because it's just naughtier through the back door..."
I get bored. Guys are hot. Shit is funny. Tumblr is my new religion.
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30 Rock, 3x21 Mamma Mia | 30 Rock, 4x15 Don Geiss, America and Hope
I had a Sims family. My bearded husband was at the top of the Culinary Career ladder and I was at the top of the Acting one. We had a gorgeous mansion where we threw amazing parties. Then, when I was looking into the telescope, I was abducted by aliens and impregnated. Both of us had to QUIT OUR JOBS to raise the TWIN ALIEN BABIES that I squeezed out of my Sim Mangina. We stopped sleeping in the same beds to keep those little green kids of mine from waking us both up needlessly. We could never throw parties again because I was embarrassed about having alien offspring… made me feel like a sucker. And every time I looked them in those big, glassy soulless eyes all I could think about was how perfect life was before I ever got abducted, probed and inseminated.
EVEN MY SIMS LIFE WAS INEXPLICABLY MESSY.
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“Jenna’s really bad at improvising…”
Easily, one of the best written jokes in ALL of 30 Rock.
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Me too, Liz. ME TOO.
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GPOY GPOY GPOY
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DAILY MANTRA
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GPOY
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My face when guys ask me out.
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