"Because it's just naughtier through the back door..."
I get bored. Guys are hot. Shit is funny. Tumblr is my new religion.
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I MISS WORKING AT JUICY LUCY’S!
(via vaultlife)
When someone asks what me and my friends did over the weekend
The last Floridian sunset. (Taken with instagram)
Apparently I’m off the charts… (Taken with instagram)
Awwwww shiiiiiite. (Taken with instagram)
The sun came out to play. (Taken with instagram)
Obligatory self photography on coldest day at the beach… (Taken with instagram)
Draught beer selection at Hog’s Head. (Taken with instagram)
After a looooooooong broomstick ride. (Taken with instagram)
Finally made it to Florida. (Taken with instagram)
Vodka and camels in Savannah. (Taken with instagram)
Pitstop. (Taken with instagram)
My perspective on people
Sober:
Drunk:
I have really good dreams. Honest. I just don’t remember them.
EVERY GODDAMN TIME! Someone invent something that records dreams already… as a narrative, like little novellas you can read after the fact.
(via thefrogman)
