"Because it's just naughtier through the back door..."
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STORY OF MY LIFE
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Always and forever.
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THE SASCROTCH COMETH!
…or The Tale of the New Man In My Life.
Need some more ink in my life…
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A purchase made at a gay sex shop in Toronto then billed to taxpayers as a work expense has prompted a Republican politician in the United States to reveal he is gay.
Greg Davis, the mayor of Southaven, Mississippi, is at the centre of a spending scandal after a local newspaper revealed the politician had billed taxpayers for an estimated $170,000, including expensive dinners, a pricey family vacation and purchases at local liquor stores.
But it’s the $67 for unnamed merchandise from Priape, a gay sex shop near the intersection of Church and Wellesley Sts., that has caused the biggest stir for Davis, who has previously run for office on a conservative, family-values platform.
When asked about the purchase last week, Davis told the Memphis, Tennessee-based newspaper The Commercial Appeal, that he is gay and can no longer maintain a separation between his personal and public life.
“While I have performed my job as mayor, in my opinion, as a very conservative, progressive individual — and still continue to be a very conservative individual — I think that it is important that I discuss the struggles I have had over the last few years when I came to the realization that I am gay,” he told the newspaper.
Davis was in Toronto for a recruitment trip, and didn’t remember what he bought at Priape, he told the newspaper.
An employee at Priape, which specializes in DVDs, sex toys, leather, and clothing among other products catering to gay men, declined to comment Monday.
…oops. That was my purchase.
Breakups…
Are friggen expensive.
1 Week. 100 Dollars.
1 DIY Han Solo Costume to impress my man’s friends with my unrelenting, smoulderingly sexy nerdiness.. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Must find blaster and holster…
Great chart on the possible pathways of a relationship. Inspired Wong Fu’s video on it here.
Honeymoon phase. Problems may arise in the future but I’m blinded by how great it is at the moment. I’m realistic and, in the long run, that may put me on Fork 1. I’m hardly over analyzing… right?
This is how I felt this morning… then my babe talked me back to sanity. I’m tired of the bi-weekly existential crises and only I can make them go away! Then I just have my mid-life crisis to look forward too… yikes.
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Murray the Nut made I Raff I Ruse? Life comes full circle 2 years later… congrats Murray! ^_^
EVERY DATE I EVER GO ON
Can I get this on a T-Shirt please?
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True Story.
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HAVE 44 DAYS TO FIND A WEDDING DATE.
