December 2009
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NO ONE SEES MY PASSPORT PHOTO
Not even my fake, internet-generated one.
NO ONE SEES MY YEARBOOK PHOTOS!
Not even my fake, internet-generated ones.
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Why is it that I...
Only work on my TV Pilot when I’m naked, drunk and watching 30 Rock?
PS
Oh, I’m back from Holidays now. I was up in Timmins, Ontario eating Moose, Goose and other delicious wild game. Everytime I visit the North I swear off white meat.
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Why is it that I...
always end up shouting “TAKE IT OFF!” when I have drinks?
90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
abearjunkie:
mistersparkle:
k-troll:
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californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture. If you were born in the early 80s, or mid 80s, you know what I’m talking about.
Let’s get some shit really fucking straight - most of you here on Tumblr were born in the 90s, and don’t know a damn thing about half the...
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I forgot about Christmas...
I’ve been writing frantically and working out in my down time…I only realized what day it is when my gym was closing at 9 tonight…
I wanted to be so much more abtastic by Christmas…fuck.
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I just realized I've met one of the guys I follow...
I'm making Chili!
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One of my closest friends...
is madly in love with me and has a girlfriend. My old go-to f-buddy went and got a girlfriend too. I forget what it was like to live in the country…
I spent all night playing Borderlands and not tumbling. Oops.
Bear411
mrbenzadrine:
wolfcub76:
budcub:
mrbenzadrine:
okaj:
Gimme yet another place to bug you guys— what are y’all’s B411 account names?
I wish there was a TotallyAwesome411, ‘cuz then I could also ask Loki for her account name!
Mine is alexjon
they actually declined me. twice. I’m not bear enough for them. they actually called me a twink.
I’m also budcub on there. And...
I just realized that no one’s seen me naked in like…5 weeks. WTF. Well…except for all those guys in the gym locker room but they don’t really count because I don’t “get down”… with most of them.
Tumblr is like a second family or something. It’s like a family that...
– Me, five seconds ago.
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I just went through the hottest photo spread ever…”Inside Isreal”. On that note I’ll be heading to bed to dream about myself inside Isreal.
I absolutely will not...
abearjunkie:
stay up till 5 a.m. fuckin with you tumblr.
It’s happening. Don’t fight it.
Guess who just stayed up until 4 googling hot, bear teachers from his old High School? My life has taken a sad/creepy/unbelievably hilarious turn. I feel like I could be the coolest half-season story arc 30 Rock could ever see…
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I’m watching “Zombiethon” right now…it’s an hour and a half of random clips from zombie movies…I’m seeing lots of 70s bush.
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scrufflove:
It’s a possibility to live without lips Kleenex love to fill right up with all the broken kids I swore I drank your piss that night to see if I could live But my wrists couldn’t stand the light that we missed And I’m still your fag I’m still your fag
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Project Runway Season 7? Whatever happened to... →
I just spent the last 21 years of my life learning how to be me. Now I can start being me.
Incidentally, I just finished watching Julie & Julia. Yes, I’m feeling empowered. If it weren’t for Meryl and Amy I’d feel like I’m being a horrible queer but those two sold an Ephron film to me.